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bellles
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2214
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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Visits<b>angiotensin</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 10:11pm<b>mhb210</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 8:35pm<b>last_kings84</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:52am<b>vreid</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:24pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 7:58pm<b>ncbeach22</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 4:17pm<b>minimanion</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 1:36pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 1:00pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:05am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 1:45am<b>Sangogames</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 7:54pm<b>sexyboi1985</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 8:44pm<b>mykiegore</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 11:51am<b>hallieee</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 3:12am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 8:45am<b>SirRipsABong420</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 4:00am<b>jerzjay</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 11:14pm<b>LEDZEPPALLTHEWAY</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:13pm

Fucked!<b>mhb210</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 5:32pm<b>hallieee</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 9:12am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 9:36pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 4:58am<b>Lars93</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:25pm<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 10:41pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 6:48am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 11:45pm<b>chandler88</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 6:21am<b>Beyto7000</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 5:43am<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 2:21pm<b>hasanjk</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 9:06am<b>SamBeast</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 6:50am<b>Sethan01</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 3:26am<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 10:58pm<b>rob02</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 1:01pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 7:01am<b>kazthesb</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 12:05am

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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bellles's favorite FMLs

Today, I was detained for trying to "illegally enter" my house, all because my parents forgot to tell me they were being evicted. FML

#21449546
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23936) - you deserved it (1391)

On 07/30/2015 at 1:38pm - misc - by College_Grad (woman) -

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my classmate commented on how quiet I am. I responded with, "Well, nobody plots murder out loud," trying to be funny. My teacher tried to get me arrested. FML

#21318752
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36843) - you deserved it (7265)

On 12/16/2014 at 8:54pm - work - by justjoking - United States

Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML

#21285821
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37228) - you deserved it (4118)

On 10/26/2014 at 6:46pm - love - by mellielynnemily - United States

Today, I volunteered to tutor a 17-year-old girl in science. I had to explain in detail of what the real Big Bang theory was, as she only knew about the show. Later, I heard I was reported by her because apparently, "I was trying to convert her to Scientology." I now know why she needed a tutor. FML

Today, I was asked to order a new lockable cash tin for work. When my boss returned to ask which one I'd selected, I said, "An 8-inch black one". Her giggle said it all. FML

#21265697
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32692) - you deserved it (6283)

On 09/26/2014 at 9:03am - work - by dicksonthebrain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

#21262210
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41950) - you deserved it (11699)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41209) - you deserved it (3978)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43400) - you deserved it (8734)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML

#21249886
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34260) - you deserved it (3060)

On 09/01/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by s0728 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

#21241836
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50686) - you deserved it (9215)

On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43583) - you deserved it (27812)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML

Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "he died" and walked away. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She reminded me I was at the funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML

#21223464
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21493) - you deserved it (62647)

On 07/29/2014 at 3:58am - misc - by jayswizzle89 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML

#21213104
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48992) - you deserved it (6989)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML



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