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belljars

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 February 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1246
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About belljars : I'm Karen and I like to doodle, make stuff, go thrifting, concerts,take long walks, long board, meet new people, and I can speak fluent Spanish. I'm also semi smart and attending college this year so message me I'm bored. You can kik me at belljars too if you're interested, I don't give a fuck.

belljars's page activity

Visits<b>ifuckuprandomly</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 10:52am<b>BonerFart</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 2:58pm<b>chrisbeaudoin</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 9:26am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 11:10am<b>jsb1426</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 12:10pm<b>NirvanaLove</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 1:39pm<b>ispeakspanish</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 5:38pm<b>weezypanda420</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 3:54am<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 5:22am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 10:02am<b>cascaval</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 3:51pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 10:55pm<b>Stxsyh</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 11:43am<b>latinablanca</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 1:05pm<b>PapaMoti</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 9:34am<b>mikeman1744</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 11:52pm<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 11:32am<b>Nedaj</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 2:03pm

Fucked!<b>NirvanaLove</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 7:39pm<b>latinablanca</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 7:05pm<b>kris_stewart</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 8:14pm

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belljars's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

by nh-Amazon / 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

by caught out / 04/26/2014 at 7:29pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML

by belljars / 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy