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Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML
Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2008 at 4:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by mocass’1 / 10/13/2008 at 4:19am / France / Love
- Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was,… Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs… Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love…