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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 November 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 579
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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behnke40's favorite FMLs

Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML

#16995369
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24258) - you deserved it (16926)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:27am - misc - by thoughtcrimeno1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

#13589464
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41285) - you deserved it (4026)

On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

#8726872
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14255) - you deserved it (17537)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Joel_28 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after five months of not working, I have a check waiting for me at the office. Too bad the office is in another city. My gas tank is empty, and I have no money to put gas in my car. FML

#8643588
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22576) - you deserved it (3218)

On 02/25/2010 at 5:29pm - money - by arirx12 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to apply for a credit card to help build up my credit rating. It seemed smart since I'm a 24 year old college graduate. I was rejected for not having a credit history. Being rejected turns out to hurt your credit history. The irony of my predicament is too great for words. FML

#8615441
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30899) - you deserved it (2579)

On 02/24/2010 at 2:13pm - money - by creditwhore (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

#5309221
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23550) - you deserved it (80097)

On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

#2626905
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43231) - you deserved it (19882)

On 06/05/2009 at 9:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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