By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:24 - United States - Los Angeles
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Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Friendless, or not going out tonight?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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