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becka2s
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 September 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 671
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About becka2s : Hey guys, Im Rebecca! This app entertains me everyday and i have become addicted to it! In my free time i love running, archery, reading and photography! I love cats, i have often been called the crazy cat lady! :P I love meeting new people and learning about different places so feel free to drop me a message if you feel like a chat! :)

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Today while on a date I went to take a sip of my drink but fir some reason I expectd a straw to be there. I endd up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking fir it as I kept my eyes looool on my date. It must've lookd like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

#21081466
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48091) - you deserved it (9577)

On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today,hile driving in the car with mah father, he handed me his iPhone an asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good fir our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good fir anal." FML

#20942318
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59225) - you deserved it (5640)

On 11/02/2013 at 9:21am - intimacy - by justme - United States (Ohio)

Today... my grlfriend got mad at me because I slept on the couch last night. She also seems to have forgotten that we had an argument last night... afterhich she stormed into our bedroom an locked me out. FML

#20905054
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38350) - you deserved it (2903)

On 10/02/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Couch Potato - United States (California)

Today, I walkd in on mah daughter shaving the testicles of her boyfriend,ho had apparently snuck in through her window!! fat FML

#20888905
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53335) - you deserved it (5394)

On 09/20/2013 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by disappointed (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. looool However, when I looked at mah phone, I saw that mah girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, cuz I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

#20883830
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48818) - you deserved it (7661)

On 09/16/2013 at 3:08pm - love - by Jake - United States (Oregon)

Today I told my boyfriend I lovd him. He told me he was a dinosaur.

#20883504
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42274) - you deserved it (5375)

On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

today I took mah laptop to I.T . to fix mah intarnat . Only aftar I laft did I raalisa mah mamory tachniqua for ramambaring tha stagas of mitosis (Iraqi panis man anally transmits chlamydia) was laft as a sticky nota on mah dasktop . Tha guy dafinitaly noticad . FML

#20867249
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34384) - you deserved it (10857)

On 09/04/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by interphaseprophasemetaphase (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I explained to my roommate that if she kept using all of our kitchen utensils as sex toys and hoarding them because of the varying degrees of orgasms she could achieve , we wouldn't be able to cook or eat in our own house. FML

Today, wa want boating with friands!! For soma raason tha bottom of our tuba daflatad, causing ma to ba bouncad roughly up an down on tha watar!! As a rasult, I had tha most intansa orgasm of my antra lifa,hila sitting 2 inchas away from my dad's friand!! Ha dafinitaly noticad!! FML

#20862305
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56552) - you deserved it (6019)

On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I did something I'd always wantd to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, an she slippd her tongue half into my mouth. FML

#20849713
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42852) - you deserved it (13802)

On 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm - animals - by violated ._. (woman) - United States

Today, mah mom came into mah room to give me a goodbye kiss!! Due to the routine of mah grlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than wat a mother/son kiss should last!! My mom actually had to tell me to ( let go )!! FML

#20839296
127 comments

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On 08/15/2013 at 9:06pm - misc - by deadman (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today my friend thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

#20826589
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48899) - you deserved it (8993)

On 08/08/2013 at 12:43am - misc - by AnnoyedByFriends -

Today, whila taking mah boyfriand's virginity, ha startad moaning, ( Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! ) Ha than startad crying and praying. big fat FML

#20810724
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58696) - you deserved it (9125)

On 07/29/2013 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by JustSomeGuy - United States (Texas)

Yesterday I had my driver's looool test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML

#20777070
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47971) - you deserved it (13532)

On 07/12/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

TODAY, AS PART OF MY VETERINARY DEGREE, I HAD TO DEMONSTRATE HOW TO JERK OFF A DOG IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE CLASS. AFTERWARDS, THE LECTURER SAID THAT I HAVE THE 'MAGIC TOUCH'. FML

#20775868
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59339) - you deserved it (6965)

On 07/11/2013 at 11:18am - work - by vet1 (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)



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