About beccatb : Hey! I'm becca, I'm 16 and live in England. That's about it. My life is too boring for me to publish an fml. I'm a little bit of a grammar Nazi but let's face it, it's better than me being an actual Nazi isn't it? Rhetorical question, no need to answer my fellow "fml-ers". Why are you even reading this? Don't you have something a little more productive to do? Feel free to message me :)
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by cremyfrozentreat / 03/10/2013 at 9:40am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
Today, after having sex for the first time with my girlfriend, I realised I was in love with her. I noticed she had an eyelash on her breast. After tugging it a few times I realised it was actually a single black nipple hair. She was so embarrassed, she kicked me out and now won't return my calls. FML
by ohman / 12/27/2012 at 10:06pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Intimacy
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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…