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becauseofcats's favorite FMLs
by awkward / 11/06/2013 at 4:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by smurftastic / 09/02/2013 at 11:03pm / United States (California) / Work
by coldstar / 07/18/2013 at 5:06am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm / United Kingdom (Bromley) / Intimacy
Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. 20 minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
by Anonymous / 06/05/2013 at 6:09pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
Today, a cashier asked me if I would like to donate to breast cancer research. Since I have already made my donations this month, I politely declined. The cashier snorted and said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone you love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor. FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2012 at 5:21am / United States / Money
by Nutellalover / 10/19/2012 at 10:19am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Health
Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML
by Stalked / 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by yum yogurt / 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by ohgodwhy / 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
by dumbass1991 / 12/12/2010 at 2:36pm / United States (Washington) / Geek
Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML
by taman / 09/12/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Wickls / 12/18/2008 at 3:30am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
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