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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About bballmatt : Hey my name is Matt. I'm a basketball player and i was blessed with height. I am 6'9 and still growing. i am fun to talk to and love meeting new people so hit me up.

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Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML


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On 01/04/2013 at 7:31pm - love - by marisa (woman) - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, my extended family came over for Christmas. I forgot to get a present for my extremely sensitive aunt. I took a gift from my re-gift pile and wrapped it quickly. Little did I remember that it was the same gift she gave me last year. She noticed. FML


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