About bballforward33 : Heyy my names tyler im pretty fucking swag if you ask me i like most people but a lot of people i dont. Message me! We can be friends!
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by Anonymous / 03/18/2012 at 8:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Janie / 01/10/2012 at 12:52am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 8:05am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
by MissCan'tKeepAJob / 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
by WTFwhywouldyoudothat / 08/22/2011 at 6:10pm / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Miscellaneous
by rene / 08/22/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML
by Reena / 08/19/2011 at 2:38am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/18/2011 at 9:38am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Animals
by Gross... / 08/16/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by creepedoutlady / 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML
by Kathryn / 08/13/2011 at 6:31am / Belgium / Kids
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
by bathroomgirl / 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by nomorecookies / 08/06/2011 at 1:53am / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
by jshi8 / 08/04/2011 at 10:35am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by whatnot / 08/04/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by… Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often… Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and…