About bazingabitches : Hey! I'm just a regular girl, I like hetalia and black butler and big bang theory. I'm a major Harry potter nerd/band nerd. Bassoon for the win! :) I'm a condescending bitch, but I don't mean to be, so if I offend you I apologize. If you want to know anything else message me! I don't bite.... Maybe.
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by Embarrassed / 08/22/2013 at 12:40am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by theuglyone / 08/21/2013 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by baconbxtch / 08/21/2013 at 10:45pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by mykhael / 08/21/2013 at 2:58pm / United States (Louisiana) / Animals
by twatstick / 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Work
Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
by Loser / 08/21/2013 at 11:17am / United States / Geek
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML
by Beegee / 08/21/2013 at 12:40am / United States (Colorado) / Transportation
by MissCharlotte / 08/21/2013 at 12:06am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML
by aly55a_mariie / 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
by mycar / 08/20/2013 at 1:40pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by TheRoad42 / 08/20/2013 at 8:54am / United States (Louisiana) / Animals
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2013 at 4:38am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Transportation
Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML
by bluerhhajfk / 08/19/2013 at 7:29pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Health
by AtomicDiamond87 / 08/19/2013 at 3:55pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a "bring your family to work" event. I noticed my coworker brought his kids but not his wife, so I asked, "No wife today?" Everyone glared at me and he pointedly replied that she's married to someone else now. I had no idea. Now everyone thinks I'm an insensitive prick. FML
by insensitive prick / 08/19/2013 at 3:04pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
- Today, I decided to go down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with… Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy, when suddenly he pulled out and told me that "he had… Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying"…