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Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

#24019
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50078) - you deserved it (8287)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

#18109
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38241) - you deserved it (4562)

On 02/09/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by a manly woman? (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response: "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

#15560
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30211) - you deserved it (3697)

On 02/08/2009 at 6:34pm - misc - by mer (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33737) - you deserved it (3082)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

#233
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I agree, your life sucks (49780) - you deserved it (4146)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)



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