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Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2013 at 12:22pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by ughreally / 09/19/2013 at 8:20pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy
Today, my sister came out of her room sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked what was wrong, she put her fingers in my face and asked if they smelled like pickles, and if "that's normal for girls". They did. It's not. FML
by Carebeareatu / 09/14/2013 at 1:42am / United States (Texas) / Health
by vrossie_ / 09/08/2013 at 1:56am / United States / Miscellaneous
by /(•'_'•)\ / 09/07/2013 at 12:59pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
by ...thanks / 09/07/2013 at 10:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it is. He just paused, turned to look me in the eyes, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML
by Anonymous / 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML
by dear god help me. / 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm / United States (Hawaii) / Work
by swana99 / 09/04/2013 at 4:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by poolgirl789 / 09/03/2013 at 2:30am / United Kingdom (Bradford) / Intimacy
by Miami6and3 / 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by x_o / 08/04/2013 at 4:51pm / Hungary (Gyor-Moson-Sopron) / Work
- Today, my grandmother bought a Shakeweight, an exercise tool which, basically, simulates a hand-job… Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When… Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML