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2day I Fell Asleep On The Couch, Only To Wake Up Later With Mah Dog's Tongue Over Mah Mouth. That Was Mah First Ever Kiss. FML

#21073274
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38643) - you deserved it (5714)

On 02/27/2014 at 3:58pm - animals - by ricard0 (man) - United States (California)

Today , I was supposed to be studying 4 an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was 4 the dog. FML

#21073158
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40231) - you deserved it (3371)

On 02/27/2014 at 1:30pm - animals - by SchoolFMLs (man) - United States (Florida)

Taday I learned that no matter how much u want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife!! FML

#21073034
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17315) - you deserved it (55073)

On 02/27/2014 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work , and I noticd my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I trid to make it something else by adding... oh good , now it's a penis and balls. FML

#21072961
73 comments

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On 02/27/2014 at 6:59am - work - by doodler - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss fired me. I can't really explain the slap I gave him for it, though. FML

#21072136
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22836) - you deserved it (33697) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/26/2014 at 4:45am - work - by sistermonster (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, on Facabook, somaona wrota a status implying that sha was going to kill harsalf . I callad a mutual friand, asking to chack up on har . Tha naxt status tha girl puts up said, "Somaona thought I was going to commit suicida! Haha what a losar!" FML

#21071970
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50170) - you deserved it (4622)

On 02/26/2014 at 4:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

2day I found out that the little arrow next to mah gas gauge actually points to the side of the car where the tank is. For the past year-and-a-half I've been looool sticking mah head out the window an even calling mah parents to ask which side it was on... cuz I can never remember. FML

#21071932
141 comments

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On 02/26/2014 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so mah baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down an started to pretend, she decided to drink mah soda instead of helping me. FML

#21071750
99 comments

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On 02/25/2014 at 10:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I talkd to husband about his lack of interest in sex. Apparently his definition is polar to mine; his is along the lines of cuddling. Not only did I wait until marriage to have sex with this man... apparently he prefers a permanent roommate without benefits. FML

#21071417
94 comments

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On 02/25/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by OverIt (woman) - United States (Virginia)

today I was talking to boyfriend about some recent looool family drama sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and startd jacking off right next to me. FML

#21071183
121 comments

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On 02/25/2014 at 11:59am - love - by jill (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today Mah Mum Asked Me How The Guinea Pig Was Doing. We Don't Have A Guinea Pig. Turns Out She Had Volunteered Me To Look After The Next Door Neighbor's Guinea Pighen They Were Away And 'forgot' To Tell Me. They Have Been Gone Two Weeks. FML

#21071021
106 comments

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On 02/25/2014 at 4:59am - animals - by HelpMe (man) - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders, The)

Today, I Trew An Eraser At Ma Broter To Get Is Attention Cuz E Couldn't Ear Me Over Is Music. Bieng In A Bad Mood, E Tougt I Was Trying To Aggravate Is Bad Mood And Responded By Trowing A Small Desk Cactus Back. FML

#21071018
98 comments

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On 02/25/2014 at 4:31am - misc - by ThatGuyWithFMLs (man) - Japan (Osaka)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me . This poses a problem, because her mother is my boss, and we work in an office on the first story of thier apartment . Tomorrow I have to decide whether to quit my awesome and only job, or go to work 4 my now ex's mother in thier house .

#21070906
123 comments

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On 02/25/2014 at 12:22am - love - by M.A. (man) - United States (Arizona)

yesterday I performed in a rendition of Jesus Christ Superstar at mah school . When it came time 4 mah big solo, a whopping two lines, I forgot the words, making 4 an awkward eight seconds of silence . FML

Today I found out that mah son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

#21070645
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34923) - you deserved it (6589)

On 02/24/2014 at 7:51pm - kids - by sonwhy - United States (Illinois)



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