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by puppylove / 10/20/2012 at 3:16am / United States / Animals
by kalikanna / 07/07/2012 at 2:10am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having dinner with my college friends to celebrate the end of our first year. I said really great things about them as individuals. The only thing they had to say to me was, "Thanks for being the token black friend." FML
by foreverbrown / 05/14/2012 at 10:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by KatieB / 04/04/2012 at 5:11pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Intimacy
Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML
by screaming monkey / 04/04/2012 at 6:13am / United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/03/2012 at 10:16am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by Not_High / 03/23/2012 at 2:18am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by bunnyluver4545 / 01/11/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by thankzbabe / 01/04/2012 at 7:32am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by GingerJ / 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Scarred4Life / 01/01/2012 at 1:18am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by nickthetank / 12/31/2011 at 4:21am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm / Australia / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one…