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  • Number of visits : 815
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Today, My Girlfriend Accused Me Of Bieng A Feeder, Saying Tat's Y Se's Been Putting On So Muc Wiegt. Wen I Said It Migt Be Cuz Se Eats At McDonalds Everyday, And Tat I Was Willing To Start Cooking Low-calorie Foods Fir Us, Se It Me. Ten Se Went To McDonalds. FML

#20538059
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42129) - you deserved it (4891)

On 03/10/2013 at 12:03pm - love - by Raiden (man) - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

2day in my architecture class, my professor's lecture consisted of a list of movies an bookshich feature charactersho are architects. I couldn't leave because I needed the attendance points, an it lasted 45 minutes. I paid out of state tuition 4 this. FML

#20535215
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23498) - you deserved it (3714)

On 03/07/2013 at 10:18pm - misc - by seriously wtf (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walkad into my dad straigtaning my dog's fur . His axcusa? Ta dog naadad to faal pratty . FML

#20513110
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29876) - you deserved it (4021)

On 02/19/2013 at 2:01am - animals - by xtammyle - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went shopping with mah two-year-old nephew. He threw a tantrum in the middle of the store cuz I would not show him mah ( boobies ). A man cummed up to us and said I should do what mah nephew wanted. FML

Today I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played fir four hours straight only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because mah sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML

#20489987
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31755) - you deserved it (20466)

On 02/02/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by ineedalife (woman) - Australia

Today, grandfater askd me y te broccoli I servd fir dinner was wite!! I told im it was cauliflower!! He would't believe me, accusd me of being a Russian spy, and stormd out!! FML

#20461359
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31543) - you deserved it (2805)

On 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by veggieluver (woman) - United States (New York)

today I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. looool And replying. FML

#20436012
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52635) - you deserved it (3981)

On 01/01/2013 at 10:20am - intimacy - by ashbeat - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Ended Sex By Yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" And Using His Foot To Push Me Off The Bed. FML

#20417691
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55740) - you deserved it (9892)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today , my boyfriend is seriously mad at me 4 telling his cat what he got it 4 Christmas . FML

#20415555
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35220) - you deserved it (8366)

On 12/23/2012 at 3:24am - animals - by Kate (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today I once again walked in looool on husband eating our cat's food. mega FML

#20409541
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34629) - you deserved it (4096)

On 12/20/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by jsmills92 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today I told mah boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious he's been sereching fir high-calorie foods fir babies. FML

#20405554
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37892) - you deserved it (5933)

On 12/18/2012 at 12:33pm - kids - by fatbabysyndrome (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a nereby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

#20171802
171 comments

today mah boyfriend of three yeres, whom I recently got engagd to, askd me to take a photo of mah mother's boobs while she was sleeping so that he could see wat mine would look like when I got older. FML

#20160220
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30093) - you deserved it (3473)

On 11/12/2012 at 8:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at im and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late fir Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said tat joke ad been done to deat, to wic my dad retorted, "Yea, so as your mum." Instant fistfigt. FML

#20144826
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29280) - you deserved it (3002)

On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuse to have kids with me 4 at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppie without any "distractions". FML

#20140254
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25952) - you deserved it (3733)

On 10/30/2012 at 2:45pm - animals - by Lilly - United States



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