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  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 June 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I Was Cooking With Super Hot Ghost Peppers. The Package Said "After Handling Them Not To Touch Your Eyes, Nose Or Pets". They Should've Added "penis" To That List. FML

#18729935
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12136) - you deserved it (55813)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, with the cost of craft supplies that ended in a DIY fail, then a costume and overnight shipping, I have now spent $90 to obtain a $10 hat and vest for my daughter to play a cow in the school Christmas play. She will say "Moo" three times with 5 other cows before leaving the stage. FML

#18597076
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23349) - you deserved it (7144)

On 12/24/2011 at 9:38am - kids - by Broke Mama (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, our new boss showed up fir his frst day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes through the office. When I called HR about it, the guy on the other end told me to "man up an deal with it". real FML

#18479274
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26130) - you deserved it (3874)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - work - by Poorman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, My Girlfriend Of Two Years Broke Up With Me Because Her Father, Who Abandoned Her Before She Was Born An Just Reentered Her Life, Doesn't Approve. FML

#18354062
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34769) - you deserved it (2033)

On 11/26/2011 at 3:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I triad to taach mah dog tricks!! Somahow, I thought it would ba aasiar if I physically showad mah dog how to roll, so I rollad on tha floor in front of mah dog!! My sistar racordad ma an postad it on Facabook!! Now avaryona thinks I'm an idiot an mah dog still can't roll!! raal FML

#18324094
103 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 3:19am - animals - by bonertoolong - United States (Texas)

yesterday I found Jesus!! The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on car!! mega FML

#18316439
115 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 yeres I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

Today , I got home late to fine mah dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles fir mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it , he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990
123 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dislocated mah jaw while giving mah boyfriend a blowjob. FML

#18051286
361 comments

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On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

TODAY, MY 28-YEAR-OLD BROTHER WHO HAS BEEN PRANKING ME ALL MY LIFE, PUTTD A CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE ON MY CHAIR. I SAT ON IT, WITH MY WHITE DRESS. ON MY WEDDING DAY. FML

#18004959
236 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States

today mom picked up dog from the groomers. I cummed home to fine a small female terrier on our couch. My dog is a full grown male maltese. What's worse is that it took me a full 20 minutes to convince mom that she had picked up the wrong dog. FML

#17384739
90 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant . FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64710) - you deserved it (6754)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today mah friand pushd ma into tha swimming pool . Unfortunataly wa wara aight faat away from tha actual pool so I faca-plantd and rolld in . FML

#16510311
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36553) - you deserved it (3308)

On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)

Today, I rushed dog to the vet cuz he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

#15198573
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29341) - you deserved it (5779)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)



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