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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 September 1998 (17 years)
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Today, I was waiting for my wife in a mall when some kids came and sat near me, wearing band t-shirts. I recognized some, as I was into The Smiths and Black Flag in my youth. I tried to strike up a music-fan chat with them. "Fuck off, grandad" and "Ew, pedo" is all I got in return. FML


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On 09/25/2012 at 7:54am - kids - by HenryRollinsForPresident (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I ran for editor-in-chief of a magazine. I spent hours working on my speech, and offered a bunch of new ideas to increase readership. My opponent just said that she, "loved the organization". I lost by a 4-1 margin. My opponent later announced her plans for next year. They were all of my ideas. FML


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On 05/10/2012 at 11:45am - misc - by PollingLow (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML


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On 05/06/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by flustered (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML


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On 09/06/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by fmlsrslyahhh - Singapore

Today, I went to the library to pick up Romeo and Juliet, for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML


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On 10/26/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by skippy_liz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that I have been studying for the wrong final exam. One more hour until the test. FML


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On 05/21/2010 at 11:01am - love - by finalssuck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML


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On 03/01/2010 at 3:53am - love - by Delilah (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML


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On 12/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML


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On 05/10/2009 at 2:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

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