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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 12584
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About badassmf1234 : Engaged to the most amazing girl in the world. I love my Emily. Work in the construction field. Hoping to finish school to become a draftsman. I snowmobile in the winter and mountain bike in the summer. Love being by the lake. Canadian beer is the best! It takes six beers to get piss drunk, but you it takes nine! Suckers

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Today, some well-meaning soul told me to just pray my depression away, which would be about as effective as praying away a knife in my shin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24852) - you deserved it (3573)

On 03/27/2015 at 1:31am - misc - by an anon - United States (California)

Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30697) - you deserved it (4334)

On 03/26/2015 at 4:35am - kids - by sexybelly - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was told by my boyfriend's parents to never come back to his house again, and was given a lecture about rule breaking. Apparently, curfew is midnight, and he isn't allowed to have girls over. This didn't sound so unreasonable until I remembered that we're both almost 30. FML

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38418) - you deserved it (2437)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML


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On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She decided I just need to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28598) - you deserved it (2390)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:24am - health - by david99021 (man) - Turkey (Ankara)

Today, my dad turned up drunk to an intervention for my brother's drug addiction. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32877) - you deserved it (2390)

On 03/16/2015 at 1:55pm - misc - by not a jesse pinkman joke (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl that the secret to keeping a guy for life is giving him anal, but that it's important to clean your "shitter" beforehand. I can't believe these kinds of sick freaks actually exist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32155) - you deserved it (9140)

On 03/15/2015 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking my dog. Suddenly, my insane neighbor who loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog. I say OK, thinking that if I watch her, she won't do anything. I turn around to make sure no cars are coming and when I turn back, she's trying to steal my dog. FML

Today, after 4 years of nicely asking, I wrote an official memo to our logistics department, asking for new chairs for my subordinates. The logistics people came and concluded that there are more broken chairs than good ones, but suggested that perhaps we should all go on a diet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26860) - you deserved it (2817)

On 03/11/2015 at 8:36pm - work - by Matei - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I finally accepted I need help with my anxiety issues. I started small and I joined a support forum and wrote a post. I was quickly called a troll by multiple users, accused of faking it, and told to "fuck off back to Tumblr" because they wouldn't believe my anxiety is really so serious. FML


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On 03/11/2015 at 2:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after years of providing daily various home-made colourful meals for three kids and a husband, I was asked to "cook something cool, like instant hamburgers, not that lame healthy shit". FML


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On 03/10/2015 at 2:43pm - kids - by LameChef (man) - Poland

Today, the only birthday present I got was a gift card to a steak house. Not a bad gift, but I'm a vegan. FML


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On 03/10/2015 at 9:27am - misc - by oh well - United States

Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML


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On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

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