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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 December 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 13786
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About badassmf1234 : Engaged to the most amazing girl in the world. I love my Emily. Work in the construction field. Hoping to finish school to become a draftsman. I snowmobile in the winter and mountain bike in the summer. Love being by the lake. Canadian beer is the best! It takes six beers to get piss drunk, but you it takes nine! Suckers

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badassmf1234's favorite FMLs

Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML

#21464737
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26092) - you deserved it (1865)

On 09/05/2015 at 12:26am - money - by occam's pube-razor (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met my Canadian friend at the airport. As we were heading into the city, I told him not to worry about all the US stereotypes and that gun crime in my city is rare. A few hours later, we witnessed a guy get shot in the street in broad daylight. Now he's too scared to leave the house. FML

#21464468
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24944) - you deserved it (2642)

On 09/04/2015 at 10:30am - misc - by fuckyoudeadgunnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, after the doctor poking around my urethra and vagina at a lump, she turns to me and says, "I'm going to be honest, I have no idea what that is. Have some antibiotics and we'll see how it goes in two weeks." Excuse me while I go panic in a corner. FML

#21463826
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23465) - you deserved it (1500)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:10pm - health - by freakingout (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

#21458477
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26498) - you deserved it (2453)

On 08/20/2015 at 1:48pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML

#21458398
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26055) - you deserved it (3856)

On 08/20/2015 at 8:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I tried to vacuum to surprise my mom with a clean house. The vacuum started shorting out, sparked, and then burst into flames mid living room. FML

#21456542
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25247) - you deserved it (1964)

On 08/16/2015 at 12:10am - misc - by fire starter - United States (California)

Today, I realized I apologize too often as I said I was sorry to my boyfriend as he broke up with me. I apologized for being sad and making him feel bad. FML

#21455438
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24934) - you deserved it (5472)

On 08/13/2015 at 12:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a customer came in to the Walmart I cashier at, trying to set me up with her daughter. This isn't the first time she's tried. As she so graciously put it, her daughter "has a thing for the wimpy nerdy types". FML

#21455427
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23890) - you deserved it (2167)

On 08/13/2015 at 12:13am - work - by Highroller_17 - United States

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML

#21454970
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38251) - you deserved it (4189)

On 08/11/2015 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML

#21454921
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33811) - you deserved it (1744)

On 08/11/2015 at 8:00pm - misc - by SY5623 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was scared to open up to him because I had lost people in the past by doing so. After an hour of him trying to convince me to share my thoughts with him, I finally agreed to tell him some things that were worrying me. He broke up with me a minute later. FML

#21454874
100 comments

Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML

#21454749
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34307) - you deserved it (1775)

On 08/11/2015 at 11:30am - misc - by DevastatedWoman (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, my friends told me that I'm not invited to the next trip because I'm a party pooper for not getting drunk and staying out late during our last vacation. I guess they forgot that I spent each night taking care of their drunk asses and stayed sober to be the designated driver. FML

#21454553
78 comments

Today, my parents told me they were getting divorced, at the beginning of a family road trip, adding that this'll be the last thing we ever do as a family. FML

#21453738
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28052) - you deserved it (1548)

On 08/09/2015 at 2:27am - misc - by jordan.marie97 - Australia

Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML

#21453572
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27311) - you deserved it (1877)

On 08/08/2015 at 6:23pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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