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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11991
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About badassmf1234 : Engaged to the most amazing girl in the world. I love my Emily. Work in the construction field. Hoping to finish school to become a draftsman. I snowmobile in the winter and mountain bike in the summer. Love being by the lake. Canadian beer is the best! It takes six beers to get piss drunk, but you it takes nine! Suckers

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Visits<b>Hop6e</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 12:17am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 9:58pm<b>Szaszaspasz</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 12:04am<b>jr133</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:42pm<b>Bree06</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:22pm<b>DamnedSpitfire</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 6:08am<b>OwlsMakeBowels</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 12:34am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 10:17am<b>babeybazooka</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 1:11pm<b>HowSmartOfYou</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 9:45pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 4:03pm<b>sam882</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 12:16am<b>defqon2015</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 8:37pm<b>Mas8394z</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 10:40pm<b>SadSouthernBell</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 9:03pm<b>neeni88</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 10:08am<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 11:31pm<b>rengoonhoo</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:49pm

Fucked!<b>OwlsMakeBowels</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 6:34am<b>HowSmartOfYou</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 3:45am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 3:30pm<b>Mas8394z</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 4:40am<b>toshaleigh</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 10:11pm<b>ImagineCrazy</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 2:31am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 4:41am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 11:38pm<b>saraitkddh</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 4:27pm

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badassmf1234's favorite FMLs

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

#21402394
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24893) - you deserved it (6381)

On 04/30/2015 at 2:48pm - work - by nerderer (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML

#21401085
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37190) - you deserved it (2805)

On 04/28/2015 at 9:26am - misc - by WasNotAdopted (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML

#21398482
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37971) - you deserved it (3027)

On 04/23/2015 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML

#21398399
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33668) - you deserved it (6669)

On 04/23/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML

#21398382
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39572) - you deserved it (2631)

On 04/23/2015 at 8:28am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Dundee City)

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

#21397889
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33146) - you deserved it (2859)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

#21397883
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44423) - you deserved it (3318)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

#21397872
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30865) - you deserved it (5581)

On 04/22/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML

#21396139
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30390) - you deserved it (2933)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:08am - misc - by Anunimos (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

#21395896
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31389) - you deserved it (3183)

On 04/18/2015 at 9:03pm - love - by socialix - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML

#21391420
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27877) - you deserved it (3163)

On 04/10/2015 at 6:17pm - misc - by dickhead (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML

#21390746
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15501) - you deserved it (38733)

On 04/09/2015 at 4:11pm - work - by Distracted (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML

#21390568
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27920) - you deserved it (2478)

On 04/09/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by fedupson - United States (California)

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

#21390271
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34338) - you deserved it (3388)

On 04/08/2015 at 9:58pm - love - by Heart-Broken - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

#21389255
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17909) - you deserved it (44086)

On 04/07/2015 at 12:19pm - love - by NotALuckyGuy - United States (Ohio)



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