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  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 December 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 31
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Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML

#18929517
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27037) - you deserved it (2263)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by jaycee (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39622) - you deserved it (3149)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

#18924732
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26609) - you deserved it (2766)

On 01/27/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by selfesteemboost (woman) - Belize (Belize)

Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

#18923725
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25501) - you deserved it (1731)

On 01/27/2012 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway

Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML

#18922486
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24941) - you deserved it (3022)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:54am - money - by dust - Japan

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

#18922456
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6693) - you deserved it (60707)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to work late. I missed the last bus so I called a cab. That was 3 hours ago. I called my dad for a ride. That was 2 hours ago. I guess I'm sleeping under my desk tonight. FML

#18922050
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28845) - you deserved it (2553)

On 01/27/2012 at 12:35am - work - by Wendizzle (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13641) - you deserved it (36106)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

#18920760
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21108) - you deserved it (6197)

On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML

#18918439
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27840) - you deserved it (4392)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Bailyboo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML

#18917374
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22861) - you deserved it (3780)

On 01/26/2012 at 4:57pm - work - by StupidNurse (woman) - Germany

Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML

#18916870
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19930) - you deserved it (6122)

On 01/26/2012 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

#18916162
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30014) - you deserved it (4875)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

#18915455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13286) - you deserved it (28475)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

#18914321
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35005) - you deserved it (2640)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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