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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 December 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 13836
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About badassmf1234 : Engaged to the most amazing girl in the world. I love my Emily. Work in the construction field. Hoping to finish school to become a draftsman. I snowmobile in the winter and mountain bike in the summer. Love being by the lake. Canadian beer is the best! It takes six beers to get piss drunk, but you it takes nine! Suckers

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badassmf1234's favorite FMLs

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

#19129332
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23734) - you deserved it (27318)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

#19129021
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6070) - you deserved it (40113)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:00am - misc - by Bellend (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

#19128091
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24628) - you deserved it (4217)

On 02/21/2012 at 12:01am - love - by bloodshedblack - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35879) - you deserved it (5440)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, someone actually thought it was appropriate to compare my mother's death to the death of their cat. FML

#19125744
205 comments

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

#19122192
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26361) - you deserved it (8353)

On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States

Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

#19121562
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33340) - you deserved it (6323)

On 02/20/2012 at 9:23am - intimacy - by Gabi - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML

#19121013
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9766) - you deserved it (44394)

On 02/20/2012 at 5:01am - misc - by elizabethyeo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML

#19120522
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8536) - you deserved it (31371)

On 02/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by OhMyWhitney - United States (Illinois)

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

#19119927
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7114) - you deserved it (39259)

On 02/20/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

#19118368
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16483) - you deserved it (55689)

On 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML

#19118212
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30232) - you deserved it (3860)

On 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

#19117584
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31819) - you deserved it (3098)

On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML

#19117009
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33329) - you deserved it (5067)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

#19115429
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9265) - you deserved it (24721)

On 02/19/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by queenbee12345678 - United States (Rhode Island)



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