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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of comments : 19
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Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her frst boyfriend is a special one cuz 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my vrginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

#21362728
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34184) - you deserved it (14)

On 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Like mother like daughter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, Away At College, I Called Mah Grandmother To Hear How She Was Doing After Her Knee Surgery. She Ended Up Talking About Hooters And How I Should Work There Cuz Of Mah "rare Body". When I Mentioned I've Been Studying Computer Science, Earning A 3.8 GPA, She Replied, "But Your A Grl." FML

#21361518
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34523) - you deserved it (2904)

On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

today my mom told me that, even though my brother sells drugs, he's still her favorite child . FML

#21359996
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32594) - you deserved it (2685)

On 02/20/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by pissed - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah husband recited to me the name an model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did an roughly where to fine them. Last month, he forgot mah brthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML

#21353586
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31915) - you deserved it (3258)

On 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm - love - by doomed (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, MOM ASKED SIBLINGS AN ME 4 ELP CLEANING TE KITCEN. AFTER WORKING 4 A ALF OUR WILE ALL SIBLINGS SAT ON TE COUC, I POINTED OUT TAT I WAS TE ONLY ONE WORKING. MY MOM TANKED SIBLINGS 4 NOT AVING ATTITUDES LYK MINE AN SENT ME TO ROOM. FML

#21352465
90 comments

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On 02/08/2015 at 11:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, MAH DRUNK MOM TOLD ME TO APOLOGIZE 4 BEING BORN. FML

#21352091
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34322) - you deserved it (2610)

On 02/08/2015 at 1:28pm - misc - by sorry :/ - United States (New Jersey)

Today my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

#21351489
52 comments

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On 02/07/2015 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wirral)

TODAY, I EXPERIENCED THE HORROR OF WALKING IN ON MY BEST FRIEND FONDLING HIS TITS. YES, "HIS". FML

#21351065
61 comments

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On 02/06/2015 at 6:00pm - misc - by barf (woman) - Ireland

Today, te kid I was tutoring told me tat "pirates were looool a myt. Like te Greeks an Romans." He's 16. FML

#21349360
86 comments

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On 02/03/2015 at 10:39pm - misc - by FrustratedTutor - United States (Kansas)

Today, mah boss informed me I couldn't go on mah ( vacation ) cuz he's leaving fir one of his employees' weddings. That just so happen to be mah wedding, fir which I'm taking the vacation. FML

Today, I got married . My grandpa took me aside afterwards an said that the moment the ceremony was over, he hered mah wife's virginia slam shut . "Welcome to marriage, sucker," he chuckled, "It's just you an Rosy Palm now!" FML

#21347104
71 comments

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On 01/31/2015 at 12:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Taday wen making a delivery for te restaurant I work for, a customer soved an yelled at me because se didn't get any fries wit er order. Se didn't order any, wic isn't unusual, considering we're a Cinese takeaway an don't even sell tem. FML

#21347009
52 comments

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On 01/30/2015 at 8:25pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, A BOOKLET CAME IN TE MAIL, ADDRESSD TO ME AN TITLD "HOW TO TRAIN YOUR WIFE". I DIDN'T ORDER IT BUT MY WIFE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME. FML

Today, I got attackad by a monkay. My country isn't avan supposad to hava monkays in it. FML

#21346049
95 comments

Today , I realized why u should never wear a thong under yoga pants that r a couple of sizes too small. It's a wierd thing , seieng yur co-workers anus. FML

#21344664
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24720) - you deserved it (2744)

On 01/26/2015 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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