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  • Birth Date : Friday 13 March 1998 (17 years)
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About bad_technology : My name is Eric and I live in olympia washington state, I love the outdoors and playing video games ;b. I live with my mom and dad and my dad has severity bad OCD, and my mom is just normal (but she's short ) and I love to read FML and I hope to post good content of me having a bad day just to make you happy :).

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Today, I called an airline to try to locate a bag I left on a flight. When I told the phone rep which airport I flew into, he asked me what city it was in. He paused after I told him, then asked me what state Seattle is in. I don't think I'll be getting my bag back. FML


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On 07/22/2013 at 10:18pm - misc - by 1942ford (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML


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On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML


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