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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4540
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About backwoodsartdiva : I'm Ashley. FML and Facebook junkie. 16 years young. Talented enough artist. I love being outside. It's hard not to when you live in the middle of Northern Wisconsin. I go hunting, fishing, snowmobiling, and mudding. Got questions? Message me and ask! I don't bite hard(;

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Today I was babysitting a littla boy fir tha first tima . Ha kapt using all sorts of profanity toward ma tha whola avaning so I told his mom whan sha pickad him up . Sha just gruntad and muttarad "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." big fat FML

#20794280
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55476) - you deserved it (4670)

On 07/20/2013 at 3:37pm - money - by Nick (man) - United States (California)

Today I cummed home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

#20793742
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On 07/20/2013 at 4:35am - work - by Dirty_Mind_69 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days r so rude" an that "things were much better in the '50s." Annoyd, I askd the delusional twathat was so great about the racial segregation, rampant sexism, homophobia, an all the rest back then. He respondd by punching me. mega FML

#20792660
175 comments

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On 07/19/2013 at 4:36pm - health - by "people these days" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today... my dentist dropped dead of a eart attack. Tis depressing event was made worse by te fact tat e collapsedile is ands were in my mout. FML

Yesterday, one of mah cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean looool up regurgitated kittens. FML

Today, I was about to make a left turn . In the turn lane a little old lady was waiting for the light to change . On the back of her car was a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!" I gave her a honk and wavd . She leand out and yelld, "The light's rd, asshole." FML

#20786059
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45716) - you deserved it (13580)

On 07/16/2013 at 9:12am - misc - by TNDriver (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my 11-year-old daughter heard the quote, ( If you love something, let it go . If it comes back to you, it's yours forever . If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be . ) She decided to test this out by letting our new puppy out of the front door . FML

#20784969
84 comments

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On 07/15/2013 at 8:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn!! I'm a grl!! big fat FML

Today , after my parents left 4 the weekend , my "friends" decidd to throw a party at my house despite my protests. In order to get them to leave , I calld the police. I was the only one arrestd , while they got warnings. FML

#20783919
82 comments

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On 07/15/2013 at 7:46am - misc - by ugh - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, wile on te arplane, te cute grl next to me an I instantly it it off. Wen I excusd myself to te batroom, I must ave given er te wrong impression. Se wantd to join te mile ig club; I just wantd to take a crap. FML

#20781742
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On 07/14/2013 at 6:41am - intimacy - by mile high clubber - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was sopping wit ma girlfriend,en a girl cummed out of nowere, looool screaming at me for ceating on er, and saying se was dumping me. I've never seen er before, and se was almost grinning during er little act, but ma girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

#20779978
111 comments

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On 07/13/2013 at 1:33pm - love - by fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the guy I lyk askd me what he should do fir the girl he has a crush on . I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels . Later that day mah doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers . He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?"

#20778979
98 comments

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On 07/13/2013 at 12:22am - love - by Stacy (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in mah gut. It got worse and worse, and I startd vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was flu and that I needd to "man up." It turnd out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from mah hospital bd. FML

#20777668
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52221) - you deserved it (2763)

On 07/12/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test cummed back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML

#20777059
167 comments

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On 07/12/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, AS PART OF MY VETERINARY DEGREE, I HAD TO DEMONSTRATE HOW TO JERK OFF A DOG IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE CLASS. AFTERWARDS, THE LECTURER SAID THAT I HAVE THE 'MAGIC TOUCH'. FML

#20775868
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59339) - you deserved it (6965)

On 07/11/2013 at 11:18am - work - by vet1 (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)



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