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Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML
by Anonymous / 06/10/2013 at 11:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by SadFoxLady / 06/10/2013 at 2:01pm / United States (Iowa) / Animals
by Bridget Jones? / 06/10/2013 at 9:09am / United Kingdom (Wolverhampton) / Miscellaneous
by Oops / 06/10/2013 at 7:22am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/10/2013 at 1:26am / United States (Idaho) / Animals
Today, I was told by my grandfather that I was no longer allowed to visit him or to set foot in his house. Why? He found out I have been taking Japanese and German as electives in my degree, so I must be an 'enemy spy'. FML
by Frazz / 06/10/2013 at 1:09am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/09/2013 at 9:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML
by EmployeeOfTheMonth / 06/09/2013 at 7:33pm / United States (Idaho) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/09/2013 at 12:50pm / Bangladesh (Dhaka) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/09/2013 at 10:29am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anoymous / 06/09/2013 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML
by MonsterInLaw / 06/08/2013 at 7:26pm / United States (Nebraska) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm / United Kingdom (Bromley) / Intimacy
Today, I found out why my daughter eats so many sugary baked goods. According to her, when you bake things, all the sugar and calories are "released" and so you can't gain weight from it. It seems I raised a moron. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 3:01pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
by random / 06/08/2013 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…