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  • Number of visits : 2052
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About babyismail : Thanks for visiting my profile I am highly appreciative of your proactiveness. And Yes I am one of the types of individuals that enjoy using high vocabulary so screw me.

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Today mah friend told me he had just robbd a bank and needd a place to hide!! Thinking he was joking I let him in so we could hang out!! 15 minutes later the cops storm into mah apartment!! Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke!! real FML

#20718656
63 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after years of researching an saving money, I got a pet fox. I was able to enjoy the majesty of the animal fir three hours before it burrowed under the fence an ran away. FML

#20717566
309 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 2:01pm - animals - by SadFoxLady (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Yesterday, I found out that my family has a bet on how long I will be single for!! FML

#20717191
43 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 9:09am - misc - by Bridget Jones? - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, my friend got dumpd . I wantd to say, "You must be devastatd", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML

#20717146
65 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 7:22am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States

Today..!! my moter and grandmoter informd me tat my sixteen-year-old dog did!! I was standing in Wal-Mart at te time!! Tey ten yelld at me because crying in public is ( inappropriate!! ) FML

#20716871
63 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 1:26am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

today I was told by my grandfather that I was no longer allowed to visit him or to set foot in his house. Why? He found out I have been taking Japanese an German as electives in my degree, so I must be an 'enemy spy'. FML

#20716829
81 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 1:09am - work - by Frazz (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... mah husband farted... grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted... I reminded him that I’m a lady... not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang... "Dude looks lyk a lady." FML

#20716353
83 comments

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On 06/09/2013 at 9:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY I ATTEMPTD TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION AMONGST NEW COWORKERS BY VOLUNTEERING TO BE TE DESIGNATD DRIVER AT MY WORK PARTY. WAT DID TAT GET ME? A BACKSEAT FULL OF PUKE AND SOME IDIOT TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER WERE E LIVD. FML

#20716126
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On 06/09/2013 at 7:33pm - work - by EmployeeOfTheMonth - United States (Idaho)

Today, days aftar I broka up with mah grlfriand, mah dad triad to maka har faal battar by inviting har to our family BBQ naxt waakand. FML

#20715362
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On 06/09/2013 at 12:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, I went to te local parmacy to buy some condoms. Wen I went to go purcase tem, te elderly lady beind te counter took one look at me and said, ( Honey, your your own brt control. ) FML

#20715175
82 comments

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On 06/09/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage looool she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML

#20714826
107 comments

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On 06/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anoymous - United States (California)

Today, mah 21-year-old grlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wantd to move in with me!! It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelld at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy."

#20714116
109 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 7:26pm - love - by MonsterInLaw (man) - United States (Nebraska)

I walked in on mah dad masturbating to a nude photo of mah mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

#20713899
272 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

yesterday I found outy ma daugter eats so many sugary bakd goods. According to er,en u bake tings, all te sugar an calories r "releasd" an so u can't gain wiegt from it. It seems I raisd a moron. FML

#20713749
83 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 3:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

today at the gym, mah boobs were jiggling more than the grl next to me . This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy . mega FML

#20712866
92 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 12:42am - health - by random - United States (Texas)



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