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babygrrl257
  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 164
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About babygrrl257 : This one time, i got kicked off a merry go round.
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Today, my crush finally agreed to spend the night with me. I told my parents to act normal for one night. Apparently, "normal" is strutting around naked and acting like a chicken. FML

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On 11/17/2012 at 8:34am - love - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)

Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML

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On 11/16/2012 at 7:30pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Croatia (Primorsko-Goranska)

Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my "wanker-stick" was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML

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On 01/19/2010 at 6:18pm - intimacy - by kappaomicron (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympathy during this trying time." I haven't been home in three days. I can't find my dog and my mother won't talk about it. My dog was 7. She hated that dog. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 11:06am - animals - by nochance (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version



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