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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 343
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About babyelise : Timmy turners fathers name is Timmy turners father.. but my name is reagan.

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yesterday mah fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three yeres before we even met.

#20878703
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66527) - you deserved it (7195)

On 09/12/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by Crazy Crazy Crazy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-agd guy calld me a "two-timing whore", dumpd his coffee on me an walkd out in teres . I'm 14 an I have no idea who he was . FML

#20878614
112 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TADAY I WAS STANDING IN LINE AT THE GROCERY STORE WAITING 4 MY HUSBAND. AFTER A WHILE, I FEEL HIM KISSING MY NECK, SO I TURN TO TELL HIM THAT IT'S APPROPRIATE IN PUBLIC. IT WASN'T MY HUSBAND. MEGA FML

#20878205
114 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 10:44am - love - by whyme (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today mah workplace was having a ( price r down ) promotion. I had to wear a badge that said ( Down an staying down ) all day opening myself up to a lot of werdo winking at me or saying ( Oh yeah I bet you are ). big fat FML

#20878038
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39963) - you deserved it (2922)

On 09/12/2013 at 3:42am - work - by hawkwardd - Australia

Today, after having recently told 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
122 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

TODAY, WHILE WRITING A SELF-EVALUATION 4 MY INTERNSHIP, I HAD TO TYPE UP ANSWERS TO CERTAIN QUESTIONS AN THEN SUBMIT THEM. AFTER SUBMISSION, I RE-READ ONE OF THE ANSWERS I HAD WRITTEN THAT SAID, "AFTER 3 MONTHS ON THE JON I FINALLY FEEL LIKE I HAVE ACCOMPLISHD A LOT." I HAD MEANT TO WRITE JOB. FML

#20863679
48 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 9:21pm - work - by OnCompanyTimeToo (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I found out that Cheeto r flammable, as is mah hair. FML

Today hile on vacation I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

#20863583
57 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma little broter grabbd ma boobs and wouldn't let go until I prid is ands off. Wen I told ma mom, er response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid wo doesn't know any better." He's 14 years old. FML

#20848790
146 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 12:48am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today I was playing Carades wit ma boyfriend's family. Wen it was is turn e pointed at me. His moter said "Bitc?" Te answer was "relationsip". mega FML

#20848780
78 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 12:40am - love - by Embarrassed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was told that I lookd like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flatterd , I askedhich one. His response? "I don't know , the ugly one." FML

#20848594
108 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by theuglyone - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend . He confessed that he was too . FML

#20848315
109 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by me (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND AN I STARTD FIGHTING !! INSTEAD OF ARGUING 4 HERSELF, SHE DECIDD TO SET HER PUPPY ON ME !! ONLY "PUPPY" IS THE NAME OF HER FULLY-GROWN POLICE-TRAIND GERMAN SHEPHERD !! FML

#20847973
154 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by mykhael (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I mat up with my astrangad fathar 4 tha first tima in almost 15 yaars. I saw him again latar,hila ha was robbing my housa. raal FML

Today, I asked out te girl wo always looks an smiles at me in class. I was surprised wen se rejected me until I found out se was actually always looking at te clock beind me, an smiling wen class is almost over. FML

#20846650
71 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 5:37pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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