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Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML

#21417788
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23876) - you deserved it (5193)

On 05/29/2015 at 9:34pm - work - by explosivepeach - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

#21319659
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32069) - you deserved it (3121)

On 12/18/2014 at 10:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I realized that the only female who shows any sexual interest in me at all is my 70-year-old neighbor. FML

#21113897
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41499) - you deserved it (4343)

On 04/15/2014 at 5:55pm - love - by gerontofuck (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

#14809885
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24361) - you deserved it (3900)

On 02/02/2011 at 9:44am - misc - by Biggie (man) - United States (Ohio)



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