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Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML

by explosivepeach / 05/29/2015 at 9:34pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

by Anonymous / 12/18/2014 at 10:34am / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Love

Today, I realized that the only female who shows any sexual interest in me at all is my 70-year-old neighbor. FML

by gerontofuck / 04/15/2014 at 5:55pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

by Biggie / 02/02/2011 at 9:44am / United States (Ohio) / Transportation