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Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31940) - you deserved it (3111)

On 12/18/2014 at 10:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I realized that the only female who shows any sexual interest in me at all is my 70-year-old neighbor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41360) - you deserved it (4326)

On 04/15/2014 at 5:55pm - love - by gerontofuck (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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