baby4mommy

Search for a member

Online

baby4mommy

12Fucked!

baby4mommybaby4mommy
  • Town/Country : Fort Lee, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 May 1981 (35 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 48471
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About baby4mommy : My name is Jamie. My cat Sparkle and I share an apartment just across the river from NYC. In college I studied fine art with an emphasis on oil painting, illustration and a minor in art history. I had a successful career and business until a visit to the ER left me in a coma for 21 weeks. I woke up paralyzed ... unable to even turn my head. After a lengthy recovery at St. Charles and Kessler Institutes I learned how to breathe again without a machine. I also recovered some feeling (about 35%) from above the elbows and upwards. With no feeling below the elbows I am still technically a quadriplegic or partial quad so resuming my art career is still off the table for now. I am highly optimistic about employment as a human doorstop or paperweight.

baby4mommy's page activity

Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 10:15pm<b>Chaseskywalker</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 5:05am<b>She_Elaine</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 10:18pm<b>PikachuTaylor</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 2:00pm<b>xninix</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 12:42am<b>meatloaf11</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 7:50pm<b>Itineranthuman</b> - the 06/03/2016 at 4:40pm<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 6:49pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 4:54am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 8:58am<b>SleepyPharma</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 1:31am<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 12:24am<b>uhmhaicats</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 7:53pm<b>emeraldarcher74</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 5:55pm<b>thatstupidchick</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 3:52pm<b>helloitsmeee</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 2:31pm<b>csjc</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 12:02pm<b>nioclas_hav</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 12:25pm

Fucked!<b>emeraldarcher74</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 11:56pm<b>helloitsmeee</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 8:31pm<b>nioclas_hav</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 8:29pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 4:06am<b>usedername</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 2:51am<b>andrmac</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 5:26am<b>csjc</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 3:37am<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 12:46am<b>acidlupin</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 1:28am<b>tmc8907</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 3:03pm<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:24pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 7:51pm

baby4mommy's FML badges

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

See all of baby4mommy's badges

baby4mommy's favorite FMLs

Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML

by carl_carl_ / 07/25/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said "hello" to which he replied "first, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML

by Brunette, small breasts / 07/24/2016 at 2:51pm / Romania (Giurgiu) / Love

Today, my family, grandma included, took some time to discuss whether or not olive oil is a suitable substitute for lube. FML

by Uh_Oh_Bro / 07/24/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML

by BrokeAndHungry / 07/24/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (Michigan) / Money

Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML

by jaci / 07/24/2016 at 11:27am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to listen from the next room as my dad cheated on his girlfriend with his married boss. He's 57, looks like a troll, and doesn't smell much better than one either. Meanwhile I'm 24 and couldn't get laid, much less get a date, if my life depended on it. FML

by emancipate my ass / 07/24/2016 at 12:02am / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 11:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, what was meant to be a fun hour-long paddle with a friend turned into a 5 hour ordeal involving a coast guard helicopter, an ambulance, a hospital visit and a ruined canoe. FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 6:02pm / Health

Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 12:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was happy because my co-worker was almost about to get fired due to his lazy habits. It was all going so well. Then I accidentally put my biggest sale yet under his name. FML

by darianvilla / 07/22/2016 at 7:35pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML

by Anonymous / 07/22/2016 at 6:01pm / Love

Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had to stop at Starbucks to get my boss a drink. His son, who is at least 30 minutes late to work every day, was just walking in as I was walking out with all of my stuff. FML

by jaym42013 / 07/22/2016 at 3:29pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I had the option of choosing a train or a plane to get to my destination. The train was cheaper but took 4 hours longer, so I picked the plane. My flight was delayed, so I essentially paid more to arrive later. FML

Today, I'm so deprived of female attention that I got a hard-on when a nurse told me I have beautiful veins. FML

by i fuckin love habaneros / 07/22/2016 at 3:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I had to deal with yet another day of people looking at my name tag and saying "You know nothing, John Snow." with a shit-eating grin, like they're the wittiest people alive. Then I had to deal with my boss telling me to lighten up, because it's "just a joke". FML

by Anonymous / 07/22/2016 at 1:19pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work