About baby4mommy : My name is Jamie. My cat Sparkle and I share an apartment just across the river from NYC. In college I studied fine art with an emphasis on oil painting, illustration and a minor in art history. I had a successful career and business until a visit to the ER left me in a coma for 21 weeks. I woke up paralyzed ... unable to even turn my head. After a lengthy recovery at St. Charles and Kessler Institutes I learned how to breathe again without a machine. I also recovered some feeling (about 35%) from above the elbows and upwards. With no feeling below the elbows I am still technically a quadriplegic or partial quad so resuming my art career is still off the table for now. I am highly optimistic about employment as a human doorstop or paperweight.
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by twicethepersonioncewas / 10/18/2016 at 1:19am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's been a death in the family, then abruptly hangs up. I speed home, to find my mother holding the tiny corpse of a fish that she got 2 weeks ago. I got fired for being late to work. FML
by JoeyTheJedi / 10/17/2016 at 8:31pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
Today, I found out how my salesmen are "entertaining" themselves since they were told they can't have their cell phones on them. They are pulling straws to see who will pretend to trip and fall face-first onto the floor in front of customers. FML
by bossproblems / 10/17/2016 at 2:47pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by HRomero / 10/17/2016 at 9:17am / United States (New York) / Work
by LittleLou / 10/16/2016 at 12:28am / United States / Intimacy
Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
by Jade / 10/15/2016 at 7:22am / United Kingdom (Brent) / Miscellaneous
by unluckysamaritan / 10/15/2016 at 4:51am / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
by Neckbruise101 / 10/15/2016 at 2:01am / United States (California) / Work
by faeliality / 10/15/2016 at 1:54am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
by car trouble / 10/14/2016 at 4:12am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Transportation
by Miss_Whipped / 10/14/2016 at 2:04am / United States (Texas) / Love
by MulticoloredSlug / 10/13/2016 at 6:57am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I skipped class and went to back my apartment early. I found that my roommate had broken into my room and was laying in my bed wearing my underwear, taking pictures of herself. Apparently, she's been doing it all semester. FML
by NewRoommateNeededASAP / 10/12/2016 at 9:29pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by lululand315 / 10/11/2016 at 10:40am / United States (District of Columbia) / Money
by DC / 10/11/2016 at 9:41am / United States (Iowa) / Transportation
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