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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 May 1981 (33 years)
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Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

#21382179
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11683) - you deserved it (4862)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today my girlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, because she doesn't handle breakups well. FML

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

#21381743
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24495) - you deserved it (1799)

On 03/26/2015 at 6:16am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was talking about an essay I'd written for a class that was due to be turned in online days ago. I thought mine was well written and I'd even finished it a couple of days early so I wouldn't forget about it. After a few minutes of talking and feeling proud, I realized that I forgot to turn it in. FML

#21381740
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19618) - you deserved it (6347)

On 03/26/2015 at 5:53am - work - by Dwight Schrute - United States (California)

Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML

#21381725
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22580) - you deserved it (3057)

On 03/26/2015 at 4:35am - kids - by sexybelly - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got fired for having a visible tattoo on my neck. The tattoo in question is a scar from a surgery I had 2 months ago. The same one paid for by my employer's insurance and missed 2 weeks of work for. FML

#21381191
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27009) - you deserved it (1664)

On 03/25/2015 at 8:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that my friend's family has been using red paper to help his little brother with his potty training. "Aim for the red!" they would say to him. I guess today was a bad day to wear red pants. FML

#21381127
54 comments

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On 03/25/2015 at 2:26am - kids - by ILoveLamps (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it's been three months since my sister broke her car, meaning she couldn't get to work, and I've giving her money every month so she could buy food and so on. I just found out that her workplace is less than 200 metres from where she lives. FML

#21381106
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24335) - you deserved it (3853)

On 03/25/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Julie - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, after telling my audience of preschoolers and parents that I'd been performing magic since I was a kid in 1995, a 4-year-old got more laughter and applause than I did in my entire act by gasping, "1995? You should be dead by now!" FML

#21380814
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22973) - you deserved it (2268)

On 03/24/2015 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31615) - you deserved it (2348)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML

#21379871
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27078) - you deserved it (2991)

On 03/23/2015 at 12:42am - animals - by birdsterrifyme - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

#21379776
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28375) - you deserved it (2343)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:24pm - kids - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

#21379759
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28552) - you deserved it (2912)

On 03/22/2015 at 9:58pm - kids - by Mary C. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30467) - you deserved it (6244)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

#21379703
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25355) - you deserved it (2815)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:20pm - misc - by dicedicebaby - United States (Ohio)



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