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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 May 1981 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 40
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baby4mommy's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the medicine I've been taking for my headaches is responsible for my headaches getting even worse. FML

#21461347
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4831) - you deserved it (372)

On 08/27/2015 at 1:50pm - health - by des - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

#21461344
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1936) - you deserved it (6821)

On 08/27/2015 at 1:44pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, I served a customer who looked so much like my grandma that I thought it actually was her. Then I remembered she died 6 months ago. I had to serve customers with a smile on my face while choking back tears for the rest of the day. FML

#21461323
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8451) - you deserved it (632)

On 08/27/2015 at 12:34pm - work - by myanmarkaviar (woman) - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, my slightly batshit insane grandma called me disgusting and unladylike. Why? For writing with my left hand. FML

#21461322
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7541) - you deserved it (494)

On 08/27/2015 at 12:34pm - misc - by lefthandspanker (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML

#21461256
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16820) - you deserved it (1403)

On 08/27/2015 at 6:56am - health - by jack - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I planned on telling the girl I like that I have feelings for her. What I didn't plan on was having a panic attack and whispering "I really like you!" super creepily and immediately saying "bye" and running away in shame. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

#21460870
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15163) - you deserved it (6745)

On 08/26/2015 at 7:28am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I spent the day sobbing in my bedroom and talking shit about him on Facebook after blocking him. He ended up changing his mind and calling me, asking me to take him back. Now I have to awkwardly explain to everyone that we're back together. FML

#21460859
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7687) - you deserved it (31554)

On 08/26/2015 at 6:25am - love - by chiara (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML

#21460841
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20684) - you deserved it (3046)

On 08/26/2015 at 4:33am - work - by salope (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had my daughter babysit her 2-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML

#21460833
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19292) - you deserved it (1996)

On 08/26/2015 at 4:04am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

#21460828
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20225) - you deserved it (2582)

On 08/26/2015 at 3:45am - love - by Anonymous - India (West Bengal)

Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML

#21460557
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22004) - you deserved it (3023)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:22pm - kids - by shit.jpg (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML

#21460410
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19924) - you deserved it (4992)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after putting in 110% at my shitty job for two years straight, my boss told me point-blank I'm too good in my current position for him to ever be able to justify promoting me. FML

#21460378
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20150) - you deserved it (1301)

On 08/25/2015 at 1:51am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML

#21460304
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19136) - you deserved it (1937)

On 08/24/2015 at 11:16pm - animals - by catlady - United States (New York)



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