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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 September 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10867
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About babeybazooka : 18. Artist. Free thinker. Indigo. I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. Too blessed to be stressed✌️❤️

"Some people are so poor, all they have is money."

"No one dies a virgin. Life fucks us all." -Kurt Cobain

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Today, my mother told me I should volunteer in Africa, because I might "get lucky, catch malaria and come back skinny". FML


I agree, your life sucks (23075) - you deserved it (1923)

On 09/30/2015 at 2:47am - health - by strayy (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, after saying I'd edit and revise a coworker's report so he could go home and spend his anniversary with his wife, he sent me a file. Upon opening it, it was pictures of men wearing strange fetish gear while being dominated. He has yet to send me the correct file and I'm scared to ask. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23179) - you deserved it (1649)

On 09/28/2015 at 4:33pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21711) - you deserved it (1565)

On 09/27/2015 at 8:21am - work - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24260) - you deserved it (4456)

On 09/24/2015 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a mosquito bite on my wrist. Maybe I'm paranoid, but I am pretty sure mosquito bites are not supposed to start crawling up to your armpit while swelling. FML

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20521) - you deserved it (2886)

On 09/19/2015 at 1:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20885) - you deserved it (1376)

On 09/18/2015 at 10:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my dad's retirement. He is traditional Japanese, so I had custom-ordered a samurai sword from a traditional Japanese blacksmith with dad's name engraved on the blade in kanji script. He loved it, right up til my drunk cousin tried to use it to cut down a tree and snapped it in two. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25672) - you deserved it (1409)

On 09/17/2015 at 7:13am - misc - by Ryoichi (man) - Germany

Today, I found out that after three years of telling my boss our strategy wasn't going to work, that I was right - it didn't work. I also found out that because it didn't work, I lost my job. My boss still has his. FML


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On 09/17/2015 at 3:14am - work - by Unemployed (man) -

Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24202) - you deserved it (1642)

On 09/16/2015 at 2:26pm - animals - by Urinator - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (24655) - you deserved it (1608)

On 09/14/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by meunluckycharms - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30428) - you deserved it (2667)

On 09/11/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by EverettA - United States (Ohio)

Today, I overheard my husband telling his friend that he wished a zombie apocalypse would happen in real life, so he could take me out back and shoot me without having to worry about going to prison. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28087) - you deserved it (2406)

On 08/21/2015 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend of five years broke up with me, saying I've changed and she can't be with someone who's so emotional all the time. Well I'm so sorry that after two weeks, I'm not quite over my brother's death yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38185) - you deserved it (1630)

On 08/18/2015 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31615) - you deserved it (1515)

On 08/14/2015 at 11:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark

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