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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 September 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About babeybazooka : Junior, 17. Lover of art, writing, and cheerleading.
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Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35046) - you deserved it (2202)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said "I dig skinny chicks". I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really like his shirt. His response? "Don't let the liberal media brainwash you into thinking it's OK to be fat." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32035) - you deserved it (4193)

On 03/17/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by Idigrespectfulattire (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45447) - you deserved it (2106)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33236) - you deserved it (2040)

On 01/07/2015 at 1:03am - health - by random875 - United States (Maryland)

Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML


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On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. FML

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML


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On 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by thechaos (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML


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On 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm - kids - by anon - United States (New York)

Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML


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On 12/11/2014 at 2:55pm - misc - by not laughing anymore - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I got friendzoned by three different women. Each girl suggested I should ask out one of the other two women who also friendzoned me. FML


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On 12/01/2014 at 9:37am - love - by foreveralone (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML


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On 11/18/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by drugsforthugs - United States (California)

Today, I was stuck in the elevator at my building, so I pushed the emergency button which made a ringing noise. After half an hour, I hear someone yelling to the elevator, "Could you stop pushing that button, there are kids sleeping." FML


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On 10/31/2014 at 9:26pm - misc - by Virginy - France

Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML


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On 10/28/2014 at 10:07am - misc - by bottombarrel - United States (Ohio)

Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML


I agree, your life sucks (32824) - you deserved it (2324)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34411) - you deserved it (6021)

On 10/19/2014 at 12:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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