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azurablade

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 May 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1356
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

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azurablade's page activity

Visits<b>jforren</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 5:14pm<b>Splandido</b> - the 09/03/2016 at 1:55am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 9:10pm<b>ptvbabe229</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 12:47am<b>ShockBlast8879</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 8:22pm<b>JadeOmega</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 3:15pm<b>wil1029</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 6:33pm<b>HeRoxKicks</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 11:31pm<b>apple97</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 12:09am<b>OspreyEagle</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 9:20pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 8:54am<b>musicallabero3</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 4:48am<b>yellow33</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 8:54pm<b>flannelboss27</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 8:28am<b>Malteser95</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 9:40am<b>edenxero</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 6:02am<b>howneatisthat</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 7:06pm<b>max367</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 12:25pm

Fucked!<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 11:10pm<b>yellow33</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 2:55am<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 9:54am<b>niightmares</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 11:21pm<b>maydayyparade</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 5:39am<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 1:00pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:38am<b>Sausageburger2</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 8:22pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 5:01pm

azurablade's FML badges

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azurablade's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML

by NoMeatFail / 02/26/2011 at 7:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML

by Jill / 02/24/2010 at 8:26pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

by DD / 02/08/2010 at 9:18am / Love

Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In so doing, I accidentally touched the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey. FML

by Minabee / 02/04/2010 at 1:28pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

by Wowsers. / 01/30/2010 at 3:47am / United Kingdom (Blackpool) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML

by Patrick / 01/27/2010 at 6:55am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

by Anonymous / 01/24/2010 at 11:12am / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

by Betsydoll / 03/28/2009 at 11:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love