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aznmuffin44

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aznmuffin44

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  • Town/Country : San Diego, Bolivia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2757
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About aznmuffin44 : I like some things and dislike others. I just happen to dislike my username. ffs.

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aznmuffin44's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so desperately lonely tat I begged a telemarketer not to ang up on me. FML

#21243162
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37202) - you deserved it (5753)

On 08/22/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by lonely loser (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the man I have been in love with for years cummd to me with a beautiful ring and a heartfelt proposal!! Too bad it endd with an eager, "So do you think he'll say yes?" FML

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML

#21228111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49276) - you deserved it (21285)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today.!! !! I was watching my 3 year old brother !! He asked me to get him a cookie and I said.!! !! ( What's the magic word? ) He looked at me angrily and said ( Bitch.!! !! please !! ) mega FML

#21227114
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43509) - you deserved it (7052)

On 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by WickedRene (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I got called a slut. I don't know what is worse , the fact I was called it or that I felt strangely flattered that the person thought I was getting any. mega FML

Today, I collected a package from a andsome UPS guy. We excanged smiles, an e even noticeably cecked me out. I was feeling really confident fir te frst time in a wile. Ten I went inside an saw tat I ad two uge breastmilk spots on ma cest. FML

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

#21173465
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43225) - you deserved it (5446)

On 06/13/2014 at 4:17pm - health - by green and not with envy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , my neighbor went on vacation , leaving me in charge of his cat an dog. For some reason , he calls his dog "Cat" an his cat "Dog". There r two pet food containers , one labeled "Cat" an the other labeled "Dog". I have no ideahich one goes tohich animal. real FML

#20437796
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37960) - you deserved it (4018)

On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today, roommate stumbld in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs, an passd out on the floor after eating them. This happens almost every night. I stay in, study, work, an go to the gym almost everyday. And she still has better grades, a better body, an makes more money than me. FML

#20436604
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51760) - you deserved it (3988)

On 01/01/2013 at 4:00pm - misc - by apparentlythereisnokarma - Canada (Alberta)

Today hile buying paint I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told mehat a nice young lady I was. Then her boss cummed over screamed at her fir being lazy and fred her. She cried. So did I. FML

#20433852
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45532) - you deserved it (2858)

On 12/31/2012 at 10:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I Sat On Ma Own Testiclesile Aving A Serious An Tenderly Sweet Discussion Wit Ma Fiancée About Our Future Togeter. We Were Bot Crying, But For Very Different Reasons. Real FML

#20433657
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30579) - you deserved it (5120)

On 12/31/2012 at 6:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I auditioned fir a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain an as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

#20429501
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37172) - you deserved it (4083)

On 12/29/2012 at 4:32am - misc - by gassy - United States (Washington)

Today , I woke up to fine piece of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML

#20423697
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50628) - you deserved it (3546)

On 12/26/2012 at 2:30pm - misc - by gaggin - United States (California)

FOR THE SECOND DAY IN A ROW, I WAS CONSTANTLY ABUSED, YELLED AT, INSULTED, AND BERATED BY MY WIFE FIR "ENDANGERING OUR CHILD'S LIFE." I TOOK HER TO THE DOCTOR FIR A VACCINATION AND FLU SHOT YESTERDAY. FML

#20121390
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23783) - you deserved it (3379)

On 10/17/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by DrugsRX (man) - United States (Georgia)



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