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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1321
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About aylaa : I'm .. nothing special lol.

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Today... I took the train to visit mah parents...hich arrives late at night. As I was getting off... the cute guy in front of me looked out the window... then turned to me and said... "Doesn't that guy out there give u the creeps?" That guy was mah dad. FML

#17996578
109 comments

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On 10/16/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by DaddysGirl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

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253 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, mah dad yallad at ma 4 buying chunky paanut buttar . Ha wantad smooth . Apparantly ha's "allargic to paanuts." I had to axplain to himhy his argumant mada no sansa . FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was late for work. Trying to cut a few seconds off the clock, I tried to open my breakfast candy bar while taking a piss. I ended up pissing all over myself an dropping the bar in the toilet. FML

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On 10/11/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by Massasam - United States

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

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102 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today while at the beach my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost looool sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML

#17729862
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On 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm - misc - by justhereforlaughs (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the girl I've been dating, an starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, ( Really? ) She replied, ( Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby. ) FML

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On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was giving a talk in class, whan halfway through somaona pointad out that my pubas wara sticking out my trousars. FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today... I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

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134 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I caught mah husband farting on mah wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring!! It did!! FML

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159 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today , I decided to work out. Bieng too embarrassed to run in public , I instead ran in circles in mah basement. FML

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190 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I thought it'd be funny to knee mah sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock , she threw it in the air and it landd on mah chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off.

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141 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)

today tha guy of my draams told ma ha likad ma and laanad in to kiss ma. Just as our lips touchad, I rippad a big ass fart. FML

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168 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 12:06am - love - by sydneybourgeois - United States (Texas)

2day I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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285 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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