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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1588
  • Number of comments : 361
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About awkwardloveannie : I'm not sure what you'll think of me so I won't bother describing myself.
you should talk to me.. don't be shy I speak English Spanish and German if you speak one of those we can have a fun time lol..
I love to off road, dress up, play with my dogs and eat pizza, burritos, sushi, pomegranates, and milkshakes(not together)
I wanna be lame and copy people putting their favorite music so I like Eminem, Papa Roach, Bullet For My Valentine, Skillet, Alesana, We The Kings, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, stuff like that ^-^
I like to talk so you should message me or kik me lovebear.annie
I appologize if I'm a bitch to you I'm a grouchy person
Everytime I edit my profile fml changes my birthday?-?

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awkwardloveannie's favorite FMLs

Today, the day before my wife and I leave for our 1 year anniversary trip, I realized my passport expires in 2014, not 2015. Instead of a week's stay at an all-inclusive resort in the Dominican Republic, we'll be spending three days in Louisville. Three angry days in Louisville. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32757) - you deserved it (19845)

On 09/26/2014 at 10:23pm - love - by dumass - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39186) - you deserved it (3439)

On 12/22/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by Isitreallythatbad, (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43445) - you deserved it (14357)

On 12/18/2013 at 1:23pm - love - by Wow. - United States

Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML


I agree, your life sucks (57369) - you deserved it (7495)

On 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML


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On 12/13/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by carboncoach (man) - Egypt

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53298) - you deserved it (5141)

On 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by ElephantLover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML


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On 12/06/2013 at 11:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45256) - you deserved it (5606)

On 12/01/2013 at 9:50pm - kids - by no she wasn't high - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé left me waiting at the train station for two and a half hours because he offered his ex-girlfriend a lift to her friends wedding that was a few cities away. I normally wouldn't have minded, but I'm 6 months pregnant and it was pouring with rain. FML

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42910) - you deserved it (44222)

On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to search me, basically claiming that my breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43010) - you deserved it (4023)

On 11/27/2013 at 12:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML


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On 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML


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On 11/26/2013 at 8:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I helped a nice middle-aged lady pick out a sweater. She then opened her changing room door to ask for my opinion. I still don't understand why she had to take everything else off to try on a sweater. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51645) - you deserved it (4683)

On 11/24/2013 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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