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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 November 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2071
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About awkward_gothlady : Creative. Eccentric. Shy. Fun. Cat person. Crazy.

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Today, I left mah dog alonehile I went to work, lyk usual. He usually hangs out in the big bay window that faces the street. Today he decided to steal mah vibrator an chew ithile sitting in the window. I can only imagine how many people walked by an saw it. FML

#21295699
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30481) - you deserved it (6250)

On 11/09/2014 at 8:12pm - animals - by dogdays (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was safe to say I started sleepwalking again, after I woke up with a mouth filled with soil and a ravaged plant. FML

#20995711
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36681) - you deserved it (3235)

On 12/17/2013 at 10:38am - health - by adventurousnightsbutnotinagoodway (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today , I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see wat it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room , build momentum , an launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. real FML

#20929956
169 comments

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On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today, I lat a friand cut ma air !! I soon want from aving a 'fro to looking lika I lost a figt wit a lawn mowar !! FML

#20923915
76 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realizd that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barkd as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returnd, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

#20908563
84 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 4:23pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panickd because I was late 4 work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realizd it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML

#20879453
90 comments

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On 09/13/2013 at 9:24am - misc - by NoorFML (woman) - United States

TODAY, I TAUGHT MY KID HOW TO MOW THE LAWN. IT'S A SELF-PROPELLING MOWER SO IT'S EASY TO HANDLE. MY KID THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SMART TO TIE THE HANDLE DOWN SO THAT HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO PUSH IT AT ALL. THIS RESULTED IN THE LAWN MOWER BLASTING THROUGH OUR FENCE AND SINKING INTO MY NEIGHBOR'S POOL. FML

#20877954
99 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 1:18am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today,hile I was teaching mah chickens to eat out of mah hand, one of the hens bit mah finger and I dropped the entre handful of treats. Result: bonanza 4 the brd. The rest decided they could get more treats by biting me rather than by behaving. I now have a flock of fingerbiters. FML

Today, I bought a cat. Somehow that cat is now stuck inside mah antique piano. I have to break the piano to get her out. FML

Today, I found out someone as a crus on me. Normally I'd be fine wit tis, if it weren't fir tat fact tat tis guy informed me tat e as collected pictures of me since te tird grade. I'm turning 23 in two weeks.

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole purse. He then opend the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML

#20852114
89 comments

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On 08/24/2013 at 10:55am - misc - by cassidy_smith12 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a group presentation!! I kept zipping mah jacket up and down nervously!! As I waited fir mah turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me!! I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket!! I only had a bra on underneath!! fat FML

Today a guest of the private beach club I work at askd if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughd thinking it was a joke. She was seriou and complaind to boss saying I was absolutely no help. FML

#20837266
72 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 3:47pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, I RETURND FROM A LONG BUSINES TRIP A DAY EARLY TO SURPRISE WIFE. SHE WAS SLEEPING, SO I CLIMBD INTO BD AND STARTD SPOONING HER. THINKING I WAS AN INTRUDER, SHE SIMULTANEOUSLY KICKD ME IN THE GROIN, ELBOWD ME IN THE RIBS, AND SMACKD THE BACK OF HER HEAD INTO JAW. FML

#20805942
142 comments

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On 07/27/2013 at 4:03am - love - by good_aim (man) - United States (California)

Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54925) - you deserved it (6353)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)



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