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  • Number of visits : 1289
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About awks : Hi! I'm the emoticon girl!
*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*

I love all of these darn faces
ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ
Yeahhhhh
By-the-way my profile pic isn't me
_φ( ̄ー ̄ )
I just chose it because she looks suppa cool!
(#^.^#)
I do I have blue hair though....

I love to draw and illustrate! I think being youself is the most important thing, I also like to say cheesy quotes.

Be my fwiend, pwese!
☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

message me, i like messages
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Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to putted Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip there facial hair out. My partner forgot to putted it on mah eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML

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On 12/15/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by Charlayyyy -

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on wat I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was ( I farted ). Well, at least they all laughed. FML

#14211006
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On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today... I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML

#14157064
79 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 7:12pm - misc - by elliekilroy (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

TODAY,HILST DRIVING TO THA STORA, AN IDIOT DRIVAR FOUND IT TO BA OKAY TO DRIVA RIDICULOUSLY FAST IN BALOW FRAAZING TAMPARATURAS ON THA ICA AND SNOW. AS HA PASSAD MY CAR, I ANGRILY GAVA HIM THA FINGAR. AND THAN I RAALIZAD I WAS WAARING MITTANS. FML

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

#13823567
127 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 2:21am - love - by looke27 - United States (California)

Today, I went to the waterpark an mah kids were fighting so I groundd them both . We concludd the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave . There was so much water I didn't realize mah boobs had completely fallen out of mah bikini . As revenge, mah kids didn't tell me . FML

#13823164
166 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 1:29am - misc - by sandyseashells10 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I trippd on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit mah head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
101 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today I realised I haven't had a date in so long that I actually seriously considered meeting someone from online purely based on the fact he could spell properly. FML

#13822904
66 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at te doctors office after trowing up 4 te past week . My diagnosis? Apparently I'm te first pregnant man . After several minutes of freaking looool out and explaining on ow it was possible, e told me e was joking and tat I'm fine, but my reaction was best tus far . FML

#13787466
149 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom raalizd wa hava baan sharing tooth brushas cuz thay ara similar colors. I told har it doasn't raally mattar sinca wa'ra mothar and daughtar. Sha raspondd by saying that sha lovas ma, but sha has no idaahara my mouth has baan, and sha doasn't want my disaasas. Thanks mom. FML

#13383156
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On 10/09/2010 at 8:47pm - health - by nikki (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I Saw A Spider Crawling On Mah New Roommate's Cheek, So I Told Her To Stand Still So That I Could Flick It Off!! Several Long Seconds Of Flicking Made Me Realize That It Wasn't A Spider At All!! I Had Been Flicking Her Hairy Mole!! FML

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137 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 5:01pm - animals - by jabba (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I let out the most horrific loudest and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class!! Out of embarrassment I trid to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling but no one saw the funny side!! I was given looks of horror and avoidd by everyone else 4 the rest of the class!! FML

#13184282
139 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 4:21pm - health - by yogapants (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

2day mah chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell... and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't... but it's nice to know mah "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

#13169331
107 comments

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On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I cummed ome to my wife crying!! Se ad mixed up our newborn twin grls and couldn't tell wic was wic!! I looked at te grls!! Nieter could I!! FML

#12953032
254 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I was at a tennis matc an it was really ot. I took off my srt to cool down. A member of te staff ten tappd me on te soulder an told me tat my ( bare breasts migt offend someone. ) I'm a man. FML

#12832622
102 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 1:15am - misc - by bennyp77 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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