About awiseman : Fire Support Specialist in the United States Army.
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by Anonymous / 09/03/2014 at 2:24pm / United States (New York) / Love
by why / 07/27/2014 at 9:55pm / United States / Intimacy
by devdevdev / 07/01/2014 at 9:20pm / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Love
by mydatinglifesucks / 06/15/2014 at 2:31am / United States / Love
Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML
by ihatevideos / 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
by badbirthday / 03/16/2009 at 4:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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