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  • Town/Country : the couch, with puppies
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 83
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About awesomepantTamia : Well I love rock music and I love reading. I love the typical paranormal romance. My favorite song and band changes every week or so. Right now the Band is Nine lashes and song is Love me now by nine lashes. My favorite color is red and I'm pretty corny. I also play viola. And I think I'm pretty nice but that's just my opinion :)

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Today, after getting back from my interior design class, I told my husband that I learned the golden rule for home decor: "Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." He looked at me dead in the eyes, and didn't say a word. FML

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On 02/22/2014 at 6:01am - misc - by housedoctor (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

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On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML

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On 07/05/2009 at 8:06pm - health - by yeasty (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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