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  • Birth Date : Friday 29 September 2000 (15 years)
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About awesomepantTamia : Well I love rock music and I love reading. I love the typical paranormal romance. My favorite song and band changes every week or so. Right now the Band is In fear and faith and my favorite song is dream catcher. My favorite color is red and I'm pretty corny. I also play viola. And I think I'm pretty nice but that's just my opinion :)

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Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34092) - you deserved it (3150)

On 05/30/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I met my new roommate. I hadn't even gotten her name yet, because the first thing she said to me instead was that she wanted to hang her confederate flag on the wall. I'm black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38054) - you deserved it (4835)

On 12/29/2014 at 12:00am - misc - by okay17 - United States

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41514) - you deserved it (3095)

On 11/19/2014 at 3:27am - love - by MissAggravared - United States (Idaho)

Today, while working as a teacher at a daycare, a two year-old girl decided the best way to share that she had pooped was to reach in her diaper and attempt to hand some to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33626) - you deserved it (3309)

On 09/25/2014 at 12:03am - kids - by disgusted - United States (Maine)

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46742) - you deserved it (29810)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36663) - you deserved it (9501)

On 08/10/2014 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, after getting back from my interior design class, I told my husband that I learned the golden rule for home decor: "Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." He looked at me dead in the eyes, and didn't say a word. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39176) - you deserved it (6696)

On 02/22/2014 at 6:01am - misc - by housedoctor (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45034) - you deserved it (13208)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42544) - you deserved it (5056)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36684) - you deserved it (21915)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41071) - you deserved it (14114)

On 05/15/2011 at 3:29pm - love - by DMitch (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to move out. Excited, thinking he wanted us to move out from his mom's house, I said, "Yeah! Just you and me?" to which he smirked and replied, "No, just you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (35438) - you deserved it (4974)

On 02/22/2011 at 7:27pm - love - by Shropintz (woman) - United States

Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24662) - you deserved it (65856)

On 08/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Morrowindwhore (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43202) - you deserved it (4345)

On 07/05/2009 at 8:06pm - health - by yeasty (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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