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Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

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162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59560) - you deserved it (4755)

On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes. And it doesn't matter who is around to see it, not even my soon-to-be father-in-law. FML

#19997643
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5260) - you deserved it (20700)

On 08/02/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by wherermypants (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

#3055802
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17784) - you deserved it (39919)

On 06/20/2009 at 8:11am - misc - by DuckyKiller (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML

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42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49024) - you deserved it (6303)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:34am - love - by Sdutent (man) - United States (Washington)



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