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austen_smith27
  • Town/Country : MN, USA
  • Title : Mister
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About austen_smith27 : Hockey & longboarding 24/7
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Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38730) - you deserved it (6184)

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