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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 November 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4053
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About auriane : I love music and I listen to it almost every second that I'm awake. My favourite band is nickelback.

I'm really nice and i love to eat.

I don't like rude people. If you are rude to someone else I'm going to call you out for it.

You would think that I'm weird if you could read my mind. I would just like to think that I'm different. I'm always myself and I don't like fake people.

I really hate romantic movies. My favourite movie is the green mile and my favourite shows are supernatural and the vampire diaries.

I love playing games but i usually suck at them. I lose most of the time but i still keep playing.

I love all people and animals XD.

I have bored you enough for now, so i'm going to stop.

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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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auriane's favorite FMLs

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML


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On 08/21/2015 at 11:25am - kids - by MyBallsForSaleOnEbay (man) - Malta

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML


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On 08/06/2014 at 9:21am - kids - by We raised that fool (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML


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On 03/22/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML


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On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML


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On 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm - work - by JimmyT (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML


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On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML


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On 02/11/2013 at 8:42pm - misc - by Target - United States

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML


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On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I spent most of my daughter's 8th birthday with her in the hospital while her broken arm was put in a cast. Apparently, my son had told her that some people gained the ability to fly on their 8th birthday before encouraging her to find out by jumping off the slippery slide. FML


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On 01/30/2013 at 5:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I came home to find two letters from a publishing house that I'd submitted my manuscript to. The first was congratulatory, stating that my book had been accepted for publishing. The second was apologetic, stating that the first letter had been intended for someone else. FML


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On 01/26/2013 at 1:14am - work - by strugglingartist (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after applying for a job at a tanning salon, I was told they don't hire "naturally tan" people. I'm black. FML


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On 01/21/2013 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML


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On 01/20/2013 at 2:28pm - love - by maybe dead in a day (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML


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On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML


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On 01/15/2013 at 1:57pm - love - by Bella (woman) - United States (Florida)

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