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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 August 1982 (32 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11657
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About august82 : I'm a fun loving girl who just graduated college and is in search of a job.
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Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entre love life an drug history in detail. FML

#1877566
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55886) - you deserved it (13628)

On 05/12/2009 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I was babysitting a raally bratty littla grl. Sha cummd an cuddld up on tha couch so I took it as an apology. I faal aslaap whila sha was sitting with ma an whan I woka up sha had pad on ma. Sha lockd harsalf in har room an was laughing about paaing on ma for discipling har. FML

#1861801
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54242) - you deserved it (6870)

On 05/11/2009 at 11:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I took mah mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, mah little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He is 20 years old. FML

#1818781
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59042) - you deserved it (5713)

On 05/10/2009 at 4:42pm - kids - by Jess-zee (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today While Powerwashing My Deck, A Bee Flew An Landed On My Leg. Thinking I'd Just Wash It Away Before It Stings Me, I Aimed The Powerwasher Nozzle At The Bee. A Bee Sting Isn't Nerely As Painful As Powerwashing Yur Leg. FML

#1818559
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11088) - you deserved it (77199)

On 05/10/2009 at 4:39pm - work - by jokada (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriendho I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around lyk they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old childho was running past and knocked him out. FML

#1815413
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77646) - you deserved it (8609)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I cut down a daad traa in my yard. Tha top hit tha ground an tha basa saasawd up in tha air an cummd down on my haad. I hit tha ground lyk a sack of flour. Fortunataly, tha wood was rottd an soft. Unfortunataly, tha chainsaw was still running. 28 stitchas in my calf. FML

#1807200
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77009) - you deserved it (12426)

On 05/10/2009 at 8:44am - misc - by Jopes (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York . My 5 year old son handed me mah carry on bag as I left the house . Turns out he had putted his older brother's BB gun into mah bag to ( keep me safe . ) I missed mah flight after I was detained and strip-searched . FML

#1800346
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58726) - you deserved it (5669)

On 05/10/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by sucksforme. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees an I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush an said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML

#1797084
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58999) - you deserved it (5236)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:38pm - health - by busybee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (248354) - you deserved it (32348)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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