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aubreybradt
  • Town/Country : NY
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 238
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML

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On 07/08/2013 at 4:00pm - animals - by richardmrcs (man) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, upon getting out of the shower, I discovered the towel I grabbed off the rack had dried poop on it. Apparently, during my sister's birthday party yesterday, we'd run out of toilet paper. FML

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