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Today, my boss cummed to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML

#3645286
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I agree, your life sucks (9279) - you deserved it (55705)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by ChrisC (man) - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday I Was At A Second Interview Fir A Job That I Really Need As I Got Laid Off Last Month. Midway Through The Interview, I Went To Cross My Legs And Realized I Had 2 Different Shoes On. Mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33867) - you deserved it (18954)

On 07/10/2009 at 11:08am - work - by unemployed (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today It Was The Premiere Of A Huge Play I've Worked On 4 Months. The Latest Week We've Practised A Lot, Resulting In Little Sleep. In One Of The Scenes I'm Just Lying There Pretending To Be Asleep. Guess Who Actually Fell Asleep? FML

#3634781
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I agree, your life sucks (43183) - you deserved it (9462)

On 07/10/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by lol123 (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband an I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter an cummed out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53299) - you deserved it (23700)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls... laughing her ass off... telling me how wierd my birthmark is. FML

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On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do u know that gullible said slowly sound like 'green bears'?" I spent quite a few minute trying to looool get gullible to sound like green bears until I realized that it didn't!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10916) - you deserved it (60018)

On 06/20/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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