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Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10440) - you deserved it (59239)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by ChrisC (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36823) - you deserved it (19900)

On 07/10/2009 at 11:08am - work - by unemployed (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, it was the premiere of a huge play I've worked on for months. The latest week we've practised a lot, resulting in little sleep. In one of the scenes I'm just lying there pretending to be asleep. Guess who actually fell asleep? FML


I agree, your life sucks (46225) - you deserved it (9926)

On 07/10/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by lol123 (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML


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On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15832) - you deserved it (104809)

On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend sent me a bumper sticker that said, "Do you know that gullible said slowly sounds like 'green bears'?" I spent quite a few minutes trying to get gullible to sound like green bears until I realized that it didn't. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12080) - you deserved it (62471)

On 06/20/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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