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About astoryofroses : Hello. Since you're creeping on me, you may as well finish reading this. My name is Rose, I love posting on FML, hanging with friends, and studying the weather, mostly tornado cycles. I'm obsessed with severe weather and getting to know new people, so if you want you can talk to me. Okay that is all

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