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About assassinbanana0 : I'm a Bass playing, video gaming, German Buddhist

Peace comes from within
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Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML

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