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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1017
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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assassinbanana0's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML

#21387562
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28987) - you deserved it (2935)

On 04/04/2015 at 2:23pm - misc - by n - United States

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

#21386342
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38691) - you deserved it (2091)

On 04/02/2015 at 2:43am - health - by usadisvet (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

#21379555
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27126) - you deserved it (2802)

On 03/22/2015 at 3:51pm - health - by uhoh.. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

#21378013
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34083) - you deserved it (5473)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by Fred - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML

#21359722
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35024) - you deserved it (4985)

On 02/20/2015 at 8:35am - love - by FunGhoost - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML

#20790160
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50701) - you deserved it (6485)

On 07/18/2013 at 9:53am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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