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  • Birth Date : Friday 23 February 1996 (19 years)
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Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24779) - you deserved it (2508)

On 03/22/2015 at 3:51pm - health - by uhoh.. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31136) - you deserved it (4948)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by Fred - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33214) - you deserved it (4542)

On 02/20/2015 at 8:35am - love - by FunGhoost - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48591) - you deserved it (6227)

On 07/18/2013 at 9:53am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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