About asmb100 : Hi, how are you? My name is Andrew, and I enjoy things with engines, things with computers, things with games, and many other things. I am a dog person, but I have two cats. I tend to break things on accident and I'm slowly collecting pictures I have taken of my friend cuddling with other guys on hunting and fishing trips we go on. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
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by Anonymous / 07/20/2016 at 6:28pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After looking into it, one of the 1-star ratings claimed "mechanical problems". The description of the reason, "He drives a Ford." FML
by darkangel7410 / 06/22/2016 at 4:37am / United States (Louisiana) / Work
Today, we had a fish fry for Father's Day. I ended up getting a fish bone lodged in my tonsil, and I had to rush to the bathroom to pull it out. I threw up three times in the process and still didn't manage to get the bone out. FML
by dammitRandy / 06/19/2016 at 1:18pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by Kat_Styles / 07/19/2013 at 4:51am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked outside to this guy attempting to steal my bike. When I asked him what he was doing he calmly replied, "I'm a bike inspector. You hooked your chain all wrong! This time is a warning; next time it'll be a ticket!" He then threw his full, opened Pepsi can at me. FML
by Chelsea / 02/27/2013 at 5:39pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by lellow_171 / 11/18/2012 at 8:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML
by emperor / 07/21/2009 at 1:38am / Bangladesh (Dhaka) / Miscellaneous
by Christoams / 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm / Miscellaneous
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