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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 March 1999 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 491
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About asmb100 : Hi, how are you? My name is Andrew, and I enjoy things with engines, things with computers, things with games, and many other things. I am a dog person, but I have two cats. I tend to break things on accident and I'm slowly collecting pictures I have taken of my friend cuddling with other guys on hunting and fishing trips we go on. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

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asmb100's favorite FMLs

Today, my dentist dropped dead of a heart attack. This depressing event was made worse by the fact that he collapsed while his hands were in my mouth. FML

by Kat_Styles / 07/19/2013 at 4:51am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my boyfriend and I had amazing make-up sex after a huge fight. Turns out he forgot to let me know it was actually break-up sex. FML

by lellow_171 / 11/18/2012 at 8:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

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Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML

by anon / 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm / Work

Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML

by emperor / 07/21/2009 at 1:38am / Bangladesh (Dhaka) / Miscellaneous