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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 411
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About asmb100 : Hi, how are you? My name is Andrew, and I enjoy things with engines, things with computers, things with games, and many other things. I am a dog person, but I have two cats. I tend to break things on accident and I'm slowly collecting pictures I have taken of my friend cuddling with other guys on hunting and fishing trips we go on. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

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Today, my dentist dropped dead of a heart attack. This depressing event was made worse by the fact that he collapsed while his hands were in my mouth. FML

Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML

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