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by Soundofaboner / 04/23/2013 at 12:08pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML
by Anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 12:06pm / United States / Transportation
by iLynz / 04/23/2013 at 2:34am / United States / Intimacy
by twinArmageddon2 / 04/15/2013 at 2:04am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML
by too young for this / 04/12/2013 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by flowerging / 04/11/2013 at 12:53am / United States (New York) / Love
by nottoosmall / 04/03/2013 at 12:57pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I boarded my first airplane flight. The girl on my right is sick, and the guy on my left says he gets extremely nauseous on flights. My earphones can't block out the panting and retching on either side of me. FML
by Leanne798 / 03/30/2013 at 7:16pm / United States / Transportation
by Bigfatfailure / 03/28/2013 at 6:02am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 2:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 12:54pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I casually mentioned to my mom that my boyfriend of two years and I were thinking about moving in together. She looked me dead in the eye and said if I ever moved out, she'd throw me out of the house. I'm confused. FML
by Imafishyfishy / 03/27/2013 at 2:47am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Hurrikhan / 03/23/2013 at 7:43am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Animals
by chinchilla4404 / 08/02/2011 at 10:17am / United States / Health
- Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom,… Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped… Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini…