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by Kay / 06/02/2013 at 3:00pm / India (Andhra Pradesh) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/01/2013 at 3:51am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML
by redneckfamily / 05/24/2013 at 3:06am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was using a restroom with automatic sinks and toilets. I assumed the paper towel dispensers were automatic too. I stood there waving my hands like an idiot before a girl walked in, pulled a lever, and made paper towels come out for me. FML
by paper towel virgin / 05/23/2013 at 8:24pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, my aunt drove to my house and screamed at me for skateboarding in her driveway and denting her car. She then ransacked my room for said skateboard so she could break it in half. My aunt lives 4 hours away. I don't own a skateboard. FML
by Dalistair / 05/23/2013 at 7:25pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML
by faitoh / 05/23/2013 at 6:00pm / United Kingdom (Lisburn) / Transportation
by eric4 / 05/23/2013 at 4:11pm / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML
by Anonymous / 05/23/2013 at 1:48pm / Romania (Buzau) / Miscellaneous
by a single fuck / 05/23/2013 at 12:40pm / Germany (Berlin) / Love
Today, I got a call from work stating that my employment was being terminated. This was after being suspended while they investigated my sexual harassment claim. Their reason for firing me: misuse of company time. Yes, I suppose reporting being sexually harassed is a huge waste of time. FML
by Anonymous / 05/23/2013 at 3:24am / United States / Work
Today, I was ditched by the guy I flew over two thousand miles to see. His excuse? "I'm just tired. I want to go home and sleep" Later, he checked in at a bar right down the street from the hotel on Facebook. FML
by phoenixditch / 05/23/2013 at 3:13am / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I was out on a family walk, when I overheard two women talking to each other. One of them was wondering how a kid with such good looking parents and grandparents could be so ugly. That kid is my daughter. FML
by Kittykat900 / 05/22/2013 at 12:47pm / United Kingdom (York) / Kids
Today, while at a concert, I stepped into a restroom to use my nasal spray since my allergies were acting up. Apparently, someone thought that I had been snorting coke in the stall. I was escorted outside and had to wait for the cops until I could explain everything. I missed the headliner. FML
by Anonymous / 05/21/2013 at 7:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by well okay then / 05/20/2013 at 12:02pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by soreloser / 05/20/2013 at 2:32am / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I was in a taxi in Mexico. The driver got fed up with the traffic and decided to cross the… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…